Absurd Hypotheticals

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Absurd Hypotheticals is a comedy podcast where co-hosts Chris Yee, Marcus Lehner, and Ben Storms answer ridiculous questions in funny ways. How many hamsters would it take to power the world? What if you were 6 inches tall? What if Earth was a cube? Tune in to find out.

 
 
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Episode 1: Growing Tall and Whale Crimes


On the debut episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer these very important questions:

  • What if you grew 1" taller every month for the rest of your life?

  • What if you had the ability to perfectly train whales?

Time Stamps 

  • [00:00:33] Relaxation Drink

  • [00:03:18] Growing Taller: Marcus's Answer - Guinness Book of World Records

  • [00:14:19] Growing Taller: Chris's Answer - Living at the Zoo

  • [00:21:08] Growing Taller: Ben's Answer - Join the NBA

  • [00:29:56] A Word from our Sponsors

  • [00:31:48] Whales: Ben's Answer - Drug Smuggling

  • [00:36:42] Whales: Marcus's Answer - Venice Heist

  • [00:45:35] Whales: Chris's Answer - Music Group

  • [00:53:01] Next Week's Questions