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Absurd Hypotheticals is a comedy podcast where co-hosts Chris Yee, Marcus Lehner, and Ben Storms answer ridiculous questions in funny ways. How many hamsters would it take to power the world? What if you were 6 inches tall? What if Earth was a cube? Tune in to find out.

 
 
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Episode 10: Lightning Round 1

On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer lots of questions in their very first Lightning Round! 

Time Stamps 

  • [00:00:26] Long pockets

  • [00:06:22] What if you were mildly magnetic?

  • [00:10:41] What if you swapped bodies with a squirrel?

  • [00:15:0] What if your hands were always unnaturally moist?

  • [00:18:33] What if you were Gandalf and you had to get the ring to Mordor?

  • [00:21:41] What if there was actually a pot of gold at the end of every rainbow?

  • [00:24:00] What if your heart only beat to the rhythm of music?

  • [00:26:15] What if Subway sold a $5 foot long of anything you wanted?

  • [00:30:17] A word from our sponsors

  • [00:32:55] What if you had a random superpower?

  • [00:41:20] What if emojis were the only form of communication?

  • [00:45:01] What if pigeons followed you everywhere?

  • [00:49:27] What if nobody needed to sleep?

  • [00:53:10] What if you always felt like you were being tickled?

  • [00:55:41] What if you had to end every conversation with an insult?

  • [00:59:53] If you were in a horror movie with all of the classic tropes, how would you survive?

  • [01:04:31] Next week's questions

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