Absurd Hypotheticals

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Absurd Hypotheticals is a comedy podcast where co-hosts Chris Yee, Marcus Lehner, and Ben Storms answer ridiculous questions in funny ways. How many hamsters would it take to power the world? What if you were 6 inches tall? What if Earth was a cube? Tune in to find out.

 
 
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Episode 12: No One Dies and Ocean Fizz


On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer these very important questions: 

  • What if no one could die?

  • What if the ocean was carbonated?

Time Stamps 

  • [00:00:28] Am I Allergic to Bees?

  • [00:05:01] No One Dies: Chris's Answer - The Earth Will Overpopulate

  • [00:15:28] No One Dies: Marcus's Answer - Everyone Gets Their Own School Bus

  • [00:24:19] No One Dies: Ben's Answer - Nasty Parasites

  • [00:31:23] A Word from our Sponsors

  • [00:33:56] What Happens to Chewing Gum?

  • [00:35:10] Carbonated Ocean: Marcus's Answer - Giant Bubbles

  • [00:43:16] Carbonated Ocean: Chris's Answer - The Atmosphere

  • [00:49:23] Carbonated Ocean: Ben's Answer - Can We Make This a Good Thing?

  • [00:54:53] Next Week's Questions