Absurd Hypotheticals

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Absurd Hypotheticals is a comedy podcast where co-hosts Chris Yee, Marcus Lehner, and Ben Storms answer ridiculous questions in funny ways. How many hamsters would it take to power the world? What if you were 6 inches tall? What if Earth was a cube? Tune in to find out.

 
 
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Episode 180: What if every FORTUNE COOKIE came true?


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On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms take on another lightning round! 

Time Stamps 

  • 00:00:00 - Intro

  • 00:01:14 - What if all fortune cookies came true?

  • 00:09:37 - What if all sports were played in a hamster ball?

  • 00:11:28 - What if the ocean was full of soup?

  • 00:17:31 - What if all animals moo’d?

  • 00:20:50 - What if all springs were hot springs?

  • 00:23:18 - What if all animals grew like goldfish?

  • 00:30:00 - What if you could only use one of your five senses at a time?

  • 00:35:38 - What if all planes had to dogfight?

  • 00:40:49 - Would you rather: talk like Yoda OR breathe like Darth Vader?

  • 00:48:05 - Outro

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