Episode 3: Lava Sports and Town Criers

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On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer these very important questions:

• What if the floor was lava?

• What if the news stopped reporting?

Time Stamps 

• [00:00:28] They Think My Cat is a Dog

• [00:03:07] Floor is Lava: Marcus's Answer - Supermarket Brawl

• [00:13:20] Floor is Lava: Ben's Answer - Lava Sports

• [00:17:61] Floor is Lava: Chris's Answer - Zip Lines

• [00:25:29] A Word from our Sponsors

• [00:28:10] End of News: Ben's Answer - Information Brokers

• [00:33:30] End of News: Marcus's Answer - Town Criers

• [00:38:49] End of News: Chris's Answer - Silly Local News

• [00:52:12] Next Week's Questions