Absurd Hypotheticals

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Absurd Hypotheticals is a comedy podcast where co-hosts Chris Yee, Marcus Lehner, and Ben Storms answer ridiculous questions in funny ways. How many hamsters would it take to power the world? What if you were 6 inches tall? What if Earth was a cube? Tune in to find out.

 
 
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Episode 34: Teleportation and World Domination



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On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer these very important questions: 

  • What if mankind invented teleportation?

  • Describe your elaborate plan to take over the world.

Time Stamps 

  • [00:00:34] Planning Ben’s Proposal

  • [00:06:54] Teleportation: Ben’s Answer - The Logistics of Teleporting

  • [00:18:50] Teleportation: Chris's Answer - The Safety of Teleporting

  • [00:24:17] Teleportation: Marcus’s Answer - The Energy of Teleporting

  • [00:29:35] Mid-Episode Break

  • [00:30:24] World Domination: Ben’s Answer - Eccentric Tech Genius

  • [00:39:27] World Domination: Chris’s Answer - Popular Things of 2018

  • [00:49:22] World Domination: Marcus’s Answer - Space Laser

  • [00:55:19] Outro

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