Absurd Hypotheticals

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Absurd Hypotheticals is a comedy podcast where co-hosts Chris Yee, Marcus Lehner, and Ben Storms answer ridiculous questions in funny ways. How many hamsters would it take to power the world? What if you were 6 inches tall? What if Earth was a cube? Tune in to find out.

 
 
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Episode 70: Lightning Round 7


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On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer lots of questions in our seventh lightning round episode.

Time Stamps 

  • [00:00:36] Salem in October

  • [00:05:02] What if you had an immovable object?

  • [00:09:47] What if all cotton turned into cotton candy?

  • [00:13:30] What if everything you touched turned to gold?

  • [00:17:01] What if our teeth were like shark teeth?

  • [00:21:28] What if you had to stay upside-down at all times?

  • [00:24:57] What if you were an old-time pirate in the modern world?

  • [00:28:16] What if every animal had a unicorn horn?

  • [00:34:13] What if cannons were the only form of travel?

  • [00:38:38] How would you over-dramatically quit your job after winning the lottery?

  • [00:42:23] Would you rather: blow up 100 balloons OR lick 300 envelopes

  • [00:54:25] Outro

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