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Absurd Hypotheticals is a comedy podcast where co-hosts Chris Yee, Marcus Lehner, and Ben Storms answer ridiculous questions in funny ways. How many hamsters would it take to power the world? What if you were 6 inches tall? What if Earth was a cube? Tune in to find out.

 
 
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Episode 78: 2nd Annual Absurdy Awards


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To finish off the year, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms look back at the best of Absurd Hypotheticals in 2019 in our 2nd Annual Absurdy Awards. 

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Best Lightning Round

  • [00:03:26] Nominee 1 - Immovable Toaster (Episode 70)

  • [00:05:08] Nominee 2 - Everyone Can Hear Your Thoughts (Episode 60)

  • [00:06:47] Winner - Glow Like Fireflies (Episode 60)

Most Devious Crime

  • [00:08:51] Nominee 1 - Snake Bank Heist (Episode 48)

  • [00:10:40] Nominee 2 - Octopus Car Theft (Episode 65)

  • [00:13:30] Winner - Elon Musk (Episode 34)

Most Incorrect Fact

  • [00:15:30] Nominee 1 - Living in a Bottomless Hole (Episode 50)

  • [00:17:31] Nominee 2 - Toucan Sam Super Strength (Episode 33)

  • [00:20:07] Winner - Giant Drop of Water (Episode 63)

Most Unexpected Turn

  • [00:23:23] Nominee 1 - Communist Monopoly (Episode 74)

  • [00:26:36] Nominee 2 - Lightsaber Space Probe (Episode 35)

  • [00:28:27] Winner - Vultures and Cows in India (Episode 53)

Best Would You Rather

  • [00:31:42] Nominee 1 - Mad Scientist Party/Cannibal Party (Episode 72)

  • [00:33:17] Nominee 2 - Run 100 mph/Fly 10 mph (Episode 51)

  • [00:35:37] Winner - Connected Elbows/Connected Knees (Episode 64)

Raising the Space Bar

  • [00:37:35] Nominee 1 - Earth from Thanksgiving Dinner (Episode 73)

  • [00:39:12] Nominee 2 - Earth’s Magnetic Field (Episode 54)

  • [00:40:56] Winner - Donut Earth (Episode 38)

Hardest Question

  • [00:44:10] Nominee 1 - No One Can Go Outside (Episode 75)

  • [00:45:15] Nominee 2 - Elements Disappear (Episode 68)

  • [00:47:46] Winner - 30 mph Light (Episode 46)

Best Fighter

Broke the Most Physics

  • [00:56:47] Nominee 1 - Sound is Visible (Episode 58)

  • [00:59:07] Nominee 2 - Roads are Rivers (Episode 37)

  • [01:01:26] Winner - Nothing Dissolves in Water (Episode 39)

Best in Show

  • [01:04:54] Nominee 1 - Dolphin Water Polo (Episode 45)

  • [01:06:07] Nominee 2 - Reindeer Water Polo (Episode 77)

  • [01:07:52] Winner - Dinosaurs (Episode 41)

Best Sport Created

Most Absurd Hypothetical

  • [01:15:11] Nominee 1 - Underwater City (Episode 67)

  • [01:19:21] Nominee 2 - Cereal Mascot Fight (Episode 33)

  • [01:21:30] Winner - 1% Faster Every Month (Episode 51)

[01:24:32] Outro

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